Since Rifftrax did commentaries on them, I have seen the Twilight movies. (And I am like totally team Jacob, cuz like, whatever, Edward.) But when Twilight came up as a blog subject back in the day, I had to go for the ORIGINAL. I'm talkin' Twilight: New Moon from 1941. Lugosi and Chaney in their glory days. Don't bother looking it up, or trying to watch it. All prints were lost. Just trust me.